13 Nga Huarahi Me Tohu Taakuta hei Tango I a Koe (Tino, Tino) Kino Ka Pa ana koe ki te mamae

Kei te mohio koe kaore koe i te teka, ahakoa?

Me pehea e kite ai tatou i nga ahuatanga o te ao e tohua ana e taatau - ko te {panui} me te tohatoha i nga wheako whakamiharo ka taea te ahua pai o tetahi ki tetahi. He tirohanga kaha tenei.

Me kii koe kua raru koe i te mamae mo etahi wa, akene he maha nga tau.

Ki te whakaaro, ahakoa tino ngawari, ko te mamae i nga marama kua pahemo ehara i te mea noa, ka haere koe ki to taakuta. Ka whakahau ia i te mahi toto, akene he Haki-X, he sonogram ranei. Ko nga hua katoa ka hoki noa mai, no reira ka whakakorehia e to taakuta o awangawanga.

Akene kei te whakapae ia i a koe he kai rapu tarukino koe, i te mea ko nga tangata anake e mamae ana te "tino" kei te mate, kei te teka ranei.

Ka riro mai i ahau. E 32 tau ahau e kii ana ki te taote kia kaha te tarai i oku mamae - {panui} me te taatari i te mate pukupuku honohono i whanau mai au kaore au i kitea e te taakuta aku tohu maarama o te.

Kaore ahau e hiahia kia tatari koe mo nga tau tekau tau ahakoa. Na, anei etahi tohu me nga tinihanga tohunga kia rongohia to taakuta ki a koe, kia aro nui ki te mamae, me te - {panui} gee-whiz-gosh-golly! - {textend} akene he awhina.

1. Ki atu "Kei te mamae ahau." Waihotia kia panaia ranei, na te mea kaore e kino. Waiho me to hiku i waenga o ou waewae, he waatea koe.

2. Ki atu "Kei te tino mamae ahau." Tenei wa ka whakautu to taakuta! Me te roopu kanohi. Whai ana i tetahi whakamaharatanga ko o mahi toto katoa he kino, a kaore koe e "ahua mauiui." Waiho i te tari taakuta, e te kaiwhakawhiwhi whakaari, koe!

3. Mau i te paatene e kii ana, “Whakamaumahara hoa: Kei te Mamae Au.” Tuhia ki to koti e kii ana, "HE MAI TINO, DOC." Kia mahara ki te tiro o to korokoro kia puta ana to arero ka kii "ah," ka kite ia i to moko arero hou e kii ana:

4. Kawea mai he miihini polygraph ki to waa e whai ake nei. Kia mahara ki te hono atu ki a koe ka whakamaumahara ana koe ki to tuhinga ka mamae koe i nga mamae o ia ra. Ka mohio ia ahakoa kei te kii te miihini kaore koe i te teka, kaore to inihua e hipoki i nga whakamatautau polygraph, ana, kaore e taea e ia te whai hua ki te whakatau i to mahere maimoatanga, ara ko te yoga.

5. Ka kii ana to taakuta ki te yoga, korero kaha atu ki a ia he kino rawa to mamae kaore e taea e koe te mahi yoga. Na, mena ka taea e ia te awhina i tenei mamae o te mamae me te mamae o te uaua e puhoi nei, kia ngoikore haere tonu koe ia wiki - textend} ka oati koe ka uru koe ki te karaahe yoga.

6. Tuhia he kaiarahi e kiia ana ko “He Tuarua Akoranga Tuarua mo te Tika Tangata Tuatahi” ka tuku me te kore ingoa ki to taakuta i te wiki i mua o to tono.Kaore ia e panuihia - {panui} koinei te hopu-22 o te tuatahi o te tika.

7. Kia mau o ringa ki te kaakahu rama rama. Tapahia kia rua nga porowhita kare whero ka tuia ki runga i nga rama kowhai me te kaakaariki. Ka tae ana ki te wa mo to wa e whai ake nei, kaua e hoatu ki a koe o roopu mamae. Ka mau te taakuta ki to kaakahu e toru nga rama whero ka timata ki te patai "He aha?" Koinei te waa ka korerorero koe, "He aha i whakamutu katoa ai nga rama? He koa i patai koe! Na, ka TAUTURU koe ki te kore e aro ki oku mamae. ”

8. Kawea mai o koroua mo te aroha mai na te mea ka taea e tetahi tangata mahi tetahi mea mo ia, tae atu ki te whakakiki i nga tohunga ngaio ki te whakaaro nui ki te mamae o tona whaea. Mena kaore o corgi, ka taea e koe te nama nama i aku.

9. Kaakahu ano he koroka. Tangi, tangihia o roimata clown nui, pouri. "Doc," ka tohe koe, "e kii ana ratou he tangi huna noa nga clowns. Engari titiro mai ki ahau, haere! ” Ka tohua koe e to taakuta ki te "Crocodile Tear-Itis" ka hoatu pea ki a koe he kaitohutohu hinengaro i mua i te wehenga atu i a koe mai i tana mahi. I taua po ka whakaaroaro koe ki to tuuru toka, ka mau ano i to koti kaakahu, ka hamuhumuhu ki a koe ano ka tarai ana koe hehea te mea i he, "Engari ... he pai ki te korowai katoa."

10. Ko te utu te utu he rongoa kore e hoki ki muri! He nui pea te moni a to taakuta, engari he nui te mamae! Tunua he keke mamae maana. Me tiki ranei i tetahi o nga toa hou kaore i awhinahia e o kaiako o te kura tuatahi, ka ohorere i a ia ka ruia e ia to ringa. Ka hollers ia, whakamāramahia, "Inaianei kua mohio koe ki taku nei! Me korero e taatau nga whakataunga whakahaere mamae. ”

11. Tonoa to hoa hoa, to hoa ranei, kia haere mai i a koe me te whakakakahu i te koti kua whakarereketia te “Kei te wairangi ahau” na te mea, He Pakari te Ora. ” Kia mahara kua tu ratou i a raatau kia tohu ai te pere ki a koe.

12. Haere ki te kura hauora ka noho hei taakuta, tirohia te take o to mamae, rongoa ma te riri, hou, hou, hurihuri, Nobel Prize – ka whiwhi maimoatanga hou. Kei te mamae-kore koe inaianei, engari kaua e ngaro te aro! Kia mahara ki te ruia e koe ki te mata o to taakuta, kaua hoki e wareware kaore koe i mahi i enei katoa hei whakaora i to mamae, engari kia mate koe.

13. Mate i mua o to taakuta, ka whiti nga maihao (hei whakanui ake i te tuponotanga ki a koe). Mena kaore koe e mate, ka kii pea ia kua whakanui koe.

Mena ka mate koe, tena koutou! I tino mamae koe, i tino mate koe, ana ko nga mea katoa e ruarua ana ki a koe, tino pouri. Ko te hiahia kia angitu koe i roto i te ao a muri atu.

Ko Ash Fisher he kaituhi me tetahi kaitao e noho ana me te mate pukupuku hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos. Mena kaore ia i te wa whakangahau-peepi-peepi-ra, kei te hikoi ia me tana corgi, a Vincent. Kei Oakland ia e noho ana. Ako atu mo ia kei runga i tana paetukutuku.