26 Nga whakaaro kei a koe i te wa e rere ana i te Marathon

Toka Te Manawa

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1. I whiwhi koe i tenei.

Kua rite koe. Koinei to waa.

2. I kite ahau i tera kotiro i te Olympics?!

Koina ra. Kei te hoki au ki te kaainga.

3. Nui, inaianei kua hopohopo au.

I mimi noa ahau 5 meneti ki muri. HE KOHE KATOU, PEE MATE.

4. Kei te tiimata. Ae, me mahi tenei.

Te tiimata kaha. Ko Gucci tatou, ka patu i tenei.

5. Maero 1: Mile numero uno woo! Anake… .25 maero te toe.

He tino haurangi ahau mo tenei mahi?

6. Maero 3: He pono kei te pai ake te tangi o te kiri kaha e totohu ana i te werawera i roto i taku taiapa hakinakina.

He kino kua hiakai au?

7. Maero 5: Oooooh wai! …engari kare au e hiahia ki te mimi ano.

Ano hoki, ko taku pepa wharepaku whawhati tata te koretake o taku pari hakinakina. Yum.

8. Ko te oma ki te inu waipiro he taranata kaore au i mohio.

Ka whakatauhia e au i taku marathon e whai ake nei… LOL me te mea ka puta ano tetahi atu.

9. Maero 7: WAIATA KI TNEI WAIATA. Ae. Kuini.

Ka patu ahau. Ka patu ahau.

10. Maero 10: he mea whakamiharo tenei.

Mooni te mea pai kua mahia e ahau. He tangata kaha au. Ka taea e au tenei i te ra katoa.

11. Maero 15:… akene kaore i te katoa.

"Ka pahemo te wa, ka ata haere ..."

12. Maero 16: POPSICLES KOREUTU.

Psshh… Ko aku moni reti kaore i te mohio he aha te mea pai i te kii mai ana kia kaua e tango kai mai i nga tauhou.

13. Aaannnd inaianei kua piri ahau.

Nuitt. 10 maero ano te ahua kua tukuna mai e te tangata Kool-Aid ki ahau.

14. Ki te whakaaro tuarua ...

...tiakina mo muri?

15. Maero 18:My i kii to hoa ka haere ia ki te maero 18. Kei hea ia?

I peke ia? Ki te peera ia e kore au e korero ki a ia. Kua mutu. BFF kore ake.

16. Whooooop, kei kona! GFBF. He hoa pai rawa atu.

Me pehea taku utu ki a ia mo tana tae mai ki ahau? A HE TIKI ANA.

17. Me waea atu tetahi ki te tari ahi, no te mea kei te kai paipa ahau ki roto.

Hellooo hau tuarua.

18. ALERT, HE KAPUTU. KA TURIA E AHAU: HE KAUPAPA.

Na wai i tuku he kaitauhiuhi ki konei? Me hoatu e tetahi ki a ratou he mētara. Turanga Tuatahi ki te tangata sprinkler.

19. Maero 20: Mena ka kite au i tetahi atu tohu "haere tere", ka mau ahau ki a ia ka takatakahia e au.

Kei te neke koe, e te tuakana? Te mana'o nei au kaore ano koe kia rere Kotahi maero.

20. Maero 21: kei te kai toonati koe? HE KINO ANAKE.

KORE-KORE E MAI I MUA I MUA I MUA! (Ka katakata ki a koe ano… he pohehe ahau?)

21. Maero 24: kei te toha pia tera tangata? Ko ia…. Kei te whai ahau i etahi.

Pouri tonu.

22. Maero 26: KAUPAPA KAUPAPA. 0.2 maero e toe ana.

Na. whakatara. kati

23. Tapu $&%@ koinei te .02 maero roa rawa atu kua oma ahau i roto i toku oranga katoa.

Ko te tikanga o te kino ka pa mai ahau ki tenei wa? Ko wai i whakatau kia 26.2 maero te maero he nanakia noa.

24. Raina mutu, ka kite ahau i a koe!!!! Ko te pizza tena? I te mutunga?

Aue, karekau he mirage tera. E te Atua, he aha taku mahi mo te pizza inaianei.

25. ARI YEAH Naku anake tena.

MĀTĀ TĀTOU TETAHI.

26. Ae, ma wai ahau e kawe ki te kainga?

Arotake mo